When I came in to work this morning my coffee cup was gone. My first thought was, 'Who would steal a coffee cup? It's not like it was lined in gold or had diamonds and jewels encrusting it. It is a goddamned freaking COFFEE CUP!!"
Okay...that's not really the first thought I had. My first thought was, "Was I such a lame-o dumbass ignoramus that I left my stupid dumb coffee cup in the bathroom?"
Which, of course, I had.
Boy-boy had t-ball last night. What's cuter than watching a bunch of 5 & 6-year olds play baseball? Twirling around in the outfield; digging in the infield dirt; looking for worms; watching the planes fly overhead...
How cute...swinging a bat at every pitch no matter how badly thrown; dropping easy fly balls; balls thrown way off the mark; crappy fielding.
Wait. That last bit was how I play baseball.
Okay, now the DoD (Department of Defense) has cancelled FCS (Future Combat Systems). This burns my ass. I have to have the worst freaking timing of ANYONE in the entire WORLD!!!! I get back into defense work when we elect a freaking Democrat for president. Great.
They have an All-Hands-Meeting today. Which we (contractors) weren't invited to. They have a special 'contractors' meeting tomorrow. This is Not. Good.
I hope I still have a job next week.