Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Found

The hotel called this morning. They found Freckles still in our room. WTF??!!!! Where in hell was that cat?? We lifted the bed off of its frame and looked under it. I opened the hide-a-bed...THREE TIMES, I lifted the heavy bloody thing up twice. I looked behind the stupid TV. B looked behind the stupid TV. I looked behind the drapes. I looked behind the bloody drapes again. I looked behind the GOD DAMNED drapes AGAIN.

WHERE IN BLOODY HELL WAS THAT STUPID CAT?

He's here now. I guess that is all that matters.

Stupid pets. I just hate them.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Missing

Our cat went missing today. When we got ready to check out of our hotel we couldn't find him. We looked everywhere in our room, down the hall, down the stairs and outside the door. No Freckles.

E is devastated.
Stupid cat. Please show up,

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Wordless Wednesday - Why I get no work done...

Cat butt warmer
Stupid cat...
Put the camera down and get to work, bitch. Yo.

(Stupid pets...should skin 'em both and make tiny throw rugs out of them...)