Fun With Your Dog

Imagine growling and laughing.

Mmmm...Yummy bone-thing.

Hold still, silly bone-thing. I'm gonna eat you.

Ahhh...Is good to be dog with yummy bone-thing.

Wait. What is Human-thing doing? Get away! Is my bone-thing!

Back away, Human-thing. I can bite hands too.

Am mad at Human-thing. Took bone-thing. Won't let me eat cat fud. Still mad about haircut. Gonna barf behind bedroom door.