Sunday, September 23, 2007

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

We interrupt this program...

SOOO much better than my body ever was...

If this is fat....

...then I'm a fucking water buffalo...

...stoned maybe; but SOOOO not fat...

P.S - Shame on you, Glamour magazine. Why oh why did you have to graft America Ferrera's beautiful face onto Mr. Thrifty?

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Life Soundtrack

A meme:

If Your Life Had a Soundtrack What Would the Music Be?

How this works:
1. Open your music library.
2. Set to shuffle and press play.
3. For every event, list what song is playing.
4. Next event, shuffle to the next song.
5. Don't lie - go with what comes up, just like life.

Opening Credits:
Blessed - Elton John

Waking Up:
I Put a Spell On You - Creedence Clearwater Revival

First Day at School:
Sweet Hitch-Hiker - Creedence

Falling in Love:
The Long Way Home - Norah Jones

Breaking Up:
White Room - Cream

Crocodile Rock - Elton John

Life's Okay:
Freedom - Jim Brickman

Mental Breakdown:
Broken Hearted Me - Anne Murray

Where You Lead - Carole King

Starbright - Jim Brickman

Getting Back Together:
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet

Something in the Way She Moves - James Taylor

Birth of Child:
Beautiful Boy - Celine Dion

Final Battle:
Cocaine - Eric Clapton

Death Scene:
I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love - Chicago

Funeral Song:
Wishin' and Hopin' - Ani DiFranco

End Credits:
Beautiful - Carole King

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Just wrong

I am sorry, but this is so fucking wrong it makes my teeth bleed. And while we're speaking of stupid and ridiculous things, take a look at this.

Yep, I am royally pissed off at social services/DCF/CPS (whatever you want to call those twits) that have been harassing us for the last year.

Let's get things straight here: I think these people are idiots. They did not do their job in the beginning. If they had they would have recognized that there was no problem in my household other than living next door to a skanky bitch and her fat-ass husband who made a bogus call to DCF because they were pissed off at us. The only reason DCF continued after us is because B told them to fuck off and I (shall we say) let it be known that I questioned both their intellect and their investigative skills.

I feel another rant coming on.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Small Victories

When you are a parent, you start celebrating things you never in your wildest dreams believed you would.

"My son said 'wagaga'! Can you believe it?"

Today I celebrate my son's small victory.

He went poopy in the toilet and wiped his own butt.

I am a happy woman.