Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Find a New Line of Work...


Stupid criminals such as the guy who wrote his note on his own pay stub. Or the one who showed the teller his ID. And, uh, (seriously this should be obvious), don't log into Facebook from a computer in the house you are in the midst of burgling.

Another tip. Try to find a better disguise than writing on your face. It didn't fool your mother when you were a kid and it ain't fooling anyone now. Oh, and duct tape? Not a good disguise either.

And, please...don't disguise yourself as trees. Talk about something straight from Monty Python (although the fellas probably said to themselves...naaah, this is too crazy even for us...). It was funny on Get Smart, but just really pathetic in real life.

They left something out of the last line of that article:

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt...
...and foliage.


Marie said...

This has nothing to do with your post, I haven't looked at the links yet. But I had to tell you. I just got back from Las Vegas and my friend and I went to see DONNY AND MARIE OSMOND. After listening to that song on your last post I so wanted him to sing that. But he did not. They were so fabulous though and so dang cute and energetic. I loved the show. But then I've always loved Donny and Marie.

Marie in Minnesota

Marie said...

Oh and Marie sang one opera song, "Panis Angelicus" I believe it was. She came out in a white gown, high up, with smoke blowing around her. She looked and sounded like an angel. Oh my word. She says it's her new passion. I cried listening to it.
F A B U L O U S !!


Marie said...

Ok once more lol.
I believe the song was "Pie Jesu". Charlotte Church and Josh Groban both sing it on their albums. It's the most beautiful song. And since I have heard it before I knew what was coming. I had tears before she even started singing. Her voice is amazing.


Yoyo said...

You and my hubby (te he) love to hear those stupid criminals stories.

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