Dumb questions

I am sitting here on a nice Sunday afternoon looking out at some golfers on the golf course while filling out my unemployment (stupid) quetionnaire and thinking to myself, "Why do these stupid dumb ass ridiculous recruiters/HR people/whatever ask such stupid questions? The one that is particularly bugging me is:

"What are you looking for in your next job?"

Dumb, dumb question to ask someone who is unemployed.

My answer? A paycheck, dumshit.