Boys

What is it with little boys and holes in the knees of their pants?  I swear my boy just has to <i>look</i> at a new pair of pants and there will be a gaping hole in the knee before the week is out.  Does he have laser beams in his knees or something?

We have only been in Minnesota a little over a month and the jeans I bought the week after we got here have a hole in the knee.

Maybe if I bought them with holes they would grow closed in a month. 

Would that work? 

What...no?